TAPS takes the white house

What would it be like if the TAPS team took over the white house? Well, this is what it would look like.

Jason Hawes- President
Grant Wilson- Vie President
Kris Williams- Secretary of the State
Steve- Sec. of Defense(against all threats xcept for the spiders)
Amy- House speaker(watch out Polasey)
Tango- hmm. Well i gusse someone has to kill the spiders?!?!
The GHI team- they can each pick a country and be Embasaders.
I know what you are all thinking. If the taps team was in charge of this country we wud all die. But ur wrong. This country would like totally rock! imagine it. Every high school would have to teach a "how to debunk 101" to all it's students. And instead of learning how to use a sniper rifel we wud all be learning how to use a full spectrum camera and a thermal imaging camer. And instead of learning to sing we wud all be learning how to conduct and evp session. And lets not forget Joshua Gates. Now he really isn't a member of taps but he is pretty frigging awesome. Now let's see, he needs a job too.
His job would be to teach children how to find bizare creatures and how to chase them. He was also be teaching how us how to conduct a tour in japan and how to buy the awesome-est fireworks in the world and wear panda hats.
i, once again, know what you are all thinking. She has finally gone crazy. But i am totally series. This is what the united states would be like if TAPS took over the white house. This country would be so awesome!